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色鱼梦遇苏乞儿

某日，色鱼午休，沉眠，梦遇苏乞儿。。

“你终于也把自己玩的挂了，这才想起来找我啊？怎样，要不然我传你睡梦罗汉拳吧，很牛叉的！”苏灿脸上笑得很灿烂，一副世外高人的样子。

“不要，你的功夫好是好，就是太臭了，敝鱼受不了那种味道。”色鱼说着，竟然用手掌掩住了鼻子，作势要呕吐。

“都到这步田地了还不愿跟我学？笑话，真是给脸不要脸，那你就等着在这阴间无尽之地沉眠至死，再也不用妄想返回阳世了。嗯哼！”苏灿被刺激后很快冷静了，撂出狠话。

“虽说这里是阴间，却不见得非要沉眠，更不一定必须慢慢等死。”色鱼说着，眼睛闪烁出五光十色，好像随时都在变色。

“不等死你还能干啥？你这个没有了肉身只剩下‘永恒不朽’的家伙？”苏灿哈哈大笑，走到他的宝座把玩起咸丰皇帝赐给他的“奉旨乞食”铜钵来，一边看着色鱼忍不住抿着嘴笑。

“苏兄见多识广，大概也曾听说过‘白骨观’吧？敝鱼虽然略知法门，却一直没机会试炼，我看此处甚好，修习个三年五载，我料想必有小成，多谢苏兄赐给的宝地了。”色鱼说罢，拱手一揖，径自盘腿坐下，闭目打坐起来。

“好你个色鱼！敬酒不吃吃罚酒，来人，将他拖出去斩了喂狗！”苏灿脸上有些挂不住了，想要赶紧处理掉这个祸害，这个破坏王，毕竟在这个梦幻空间里，他才是功夫最高的人。

“你大概真的忘记了，敝鱼已经死过了……”色鱼并没有睁眼，继续他的打坐。。



[size=3]备注说明：已获得鱼哥（spsis）授权使用他名字改编小说，条件是不得牵涉论坛其他人名。版主如需验证请给我发一个验证邮箱，鱼哥会用他的论坛注册邮箱进行验证。[/size]

[[i] 本帖最后由 sd225597 于 2018-12-3 12:26 编辑 [/i]]

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